Best jokes about welsh

A welsh farmer was asked how many sexual partners he had had.

A welsh farmer was asked how many sexual partners he had had.

He started counting, but fell asleep halfway through.

When Welsh frontman of the Lost Prophets Ian Watkins said...

When Welsh frontman of the Lost Prophets Ian Watkins said he had shagged a kid he was immediately charged for underage sex crime.

What the police will later find out is that the the "kid" was a goat from the valley.

It was the Scotland/Wales rugby International weekend in...

It was the Scotland/Wales rugby International weekend in Edinburgh and
as the crowds made their way down Princes Street towards Murrayfield, a
Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards an eight year old Scottish lass with
its jaws wide open ready to attack.
The crowd nearby gasped in horror but, quick as a flash, a man in a red
jersey jumped out of the crowd, grabbed the dog by the throat and
throttled it.
As the dead dog lay there and the crowd cheered in admiration, a
journalist from The Scotsman, who had witnessed the heroic deed, went
up to the man and said........
'That was brilliant, I can see the headline now.'
'Welsh Rugby Fan Saves Young Girl From Certain Death'.
The man replied, 'No, you've got it wrong. I'm not here for the rugby!'
'Don't worry' said the journalist, 'I can see the headline now -
'Welshman Saves Girl From Jaws Of Rottweiler'.
The man replied, 'No, you're wrong again. I'm not Welsh; I'm from London.'
The journalist said, 'Don't worry; I can see the headline now -
'English Bastard Strangles Family Pet'.

Police were last night investigating the raping of a 29...

Police were last night investigating the raping of a 29 year old Brazilian.

A 21 year old Welshman was released on Bale.

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman ...

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman
are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish” says the genie.

The Welshman says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales.”

With a blink of the genie’s eye, ‘FOOM’ – the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming.

The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye,’POOF’ – there was a huge wall around France.

The Englishman asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.

The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.”

The Englishman says, “Fill it up with water.”