Best jokes about slag

I was talking to a girl in a club last night and she said,...

I was talking to a girl in a club last night and she said, "I used to be a bit of a slag back in the day, but I've changed now."

"Really," I replied, "you don't seem the type."

"Thanks," she giggled, " so what do you want to do?"

"Build a time machine," I replied.

I'm not saying my new girlfriend is a slag or anything, ...

I'm not saying my new girlfriend is a slag or anything,

But by the looks of her fanny, I'm thinking it's more of a suggestion box.

I realy do not like what my wife's given me for Christmas.

I realy do not like what my wife's given me for Christmas. Fucking slag! I wonder if the clap clinic does returns?

Some slag was giving me a hand job tonight.

Some slag was giving me a hand job tonight.

"You're really good at this," I said, "what's your secret?"

"Years of practice," she giggled.

"You've did this to loads of guys then? I asked.

"No" came the reply, "my name used to be Derek."

I asked a girl out and she said, No thanks.

I asked a girl out and she said, "No thanks."

So I said, "Fuck you then, you're an ugly slag anyway."

Needless to say that did not do her agoraphobia any good.