Best jokes about schizophrenia

On the down side of things I have delusional...

On the down side of things I have delusional schizophrenia, but on the plus side...

I'M BATMAN.

My schizophrenia is really bad at the moment.

My schizophrenia is really bad at the moment.

I keep having paranoid thoughts about the world being full of clueless pricks who don't know what schizophrenia is.

I went to a schizophrenia group therapy meeting today.

I went to a schizophrenia group therapy meeting today.

It was just me in a room with four empty chairs.

I've just found out I suffer from Schizophrenia.

I've just found out I suffer from Schizophrenia.

I, on the other hand, don't.

I used to think I had schizophrenia...

I used to think I had schizophrenia...

But then I realized that's what the voices want me to think.

My cat's been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

My cat's been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

The mad hairy bastard's got 45 lives now.

The worst thing about schizophrenia is...

The worst thing about schizophrenia is...

Even when you're alone you can't be sure who farted

I couldn't live with myself if I had Schizophrenia.

I couldn't live with myself if I had Schizophrenia.

I'm writing a book on living with Schizophrenia.

I'm writing a book on living with Schizophrenia.

It's actually the unauthorised biography of myself.

I love listening to the voice of the speaking clock.

I love listening to the voice of the speaking clock.

My wife thinks I may have quit my schizophrenia medication too soon.

I got diagnosed with schizophrenia today.

I got diagnosed with schizophrenia today.

On the upside, I'll finally have that threesome I've always wanted.