On the down side of things I have delusional schizophrenia, but on the plus side...I'M BATMAN.
I went to a schizophrenia group therapy meeting today.It was just me in a room with four empty chairs.
My schizophrenia is really bad at the moment. I keep having paranoid thoughts about the world being full of clueless pricks who don't know what schizophrenia is.
I've just found out I suffer from Schizophrenia.I, on the other hand, don't.
I used to think I had schizophrenia...But then I realized that's what the voices want me to think.
My cat's been diagnosed with schizophrenia.The mad hairy bastard's got 45 lives now.
I couldn't live with myself if I had Schizophrenia.
The worst thing about schizophrenia is...Even when you're alone you can't be sure who farted
I got diagnosed with schizophrenia today.On the upside, I'll finally have that threesome I've always wanted.
I love listening to the voice of the speaking clock.My wife thinks I may have quit my schizophrenia medication too soon.
I'm writing a book on living with Schizophrenia.It's actually the unauthorised biography of myself.
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