Best jokes about rocks

A couple is traveling on the Kansas Turnpike resisting 40...

A couple is traveling on the Kansas Turnpike resisting 40 to 50 mph crosswinds. At the tollbooth, the husband asks the attendant; “What do you people do in Kansas when the wind stops?” The attendant didn’t miss a beat when he answered, “We take the rocks out of our pockets.”

My brother told me I needed to study more on my gardening.

My brother told me I needed to study more on my gardening.
I had a rock garden this year, and one of the rocks died!

A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks.

A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks.
The bartender asks, "Rough day?".
"parity error" replies the byte.
"Yeah, you looked a bit off..."

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.