Best jokes about pet shop

A suicide bomber goes into a pet shop and shouts "You've got 1 minute to get out",

Tortoise in the back shouts back "You bastard"

I was having a browse in the pet shop when the assistant came over.

I was having a browse in the pet shop when the assistant came over.

"Is there anything you need help with?" She asked.

I said, "I'm looking for a small pet, maybe a mouse or a hamster."

"We do have a hamster named Harry," she replied, "He's 4 weeks old and incredibly cute."

"Sounds perfect," I smiled, "My snake will love it."

Bargains at the pet shop:
A hummingbird that knows the words
A bloodhound with hypoglycemia
A chameleon that's stuck on green
A depressed hyena
An absent-minded elephant

“Have you got any kittens going cheap?

“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” Asked a customer in a pet shop.
“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”