Best jokes about oscar pistorius

No wonder they Say Oscar Pistorius has an unfair...

No wonder they Say Oscar Pistorius has an unfair advantage, he's white, but his legs are black.

Oscar Pistorius a sore loser after defeat in final.

"Oscar Pistorius a sore loser after defeat in final."

I'm not surprised, running 400m with metal blades attached to his stumps must fucking kill.

My wife is a lot like Oscar Pistorius.

My wife is a lot like Oscar Pistorius.

Always complaining about those 4 inches.

So Oscar Pistorius has branded the Brazilian who beat him...

So Oscar Pistorius has branded the Brazilian who beat him to the gold medal a cheat, because he had 4 inch longer blades.

Isn't that just typical short man syndrome?

Lies have short legs

Lies have short legs (via Oscar Pistorius)

What a great day at the Olympics for people with disabilities.

What a great day at the Olympics for people with disabilities.
Oscar Pistorius qualifies for the 400 meters semi finals with prosthetic legs.
Then Greg Rutherford wins the Long Jump with ginger hair!
Inspiring stuff indeed.

I think the whole reason South African runner Oscar...

I think the whole reason South African runner Oscar Pistorius didn't make the final is that he lost his footing.

I've just sold my knackered old Ford Fiesta to Oscar Pistorius.

I've just sold my knackered old Ford Fiesta to Oscar Pistorius. He wanted it for the leg room.

It's got a massive glove compartment.

I don't think Oscar Pistorius has won himself any fans lately.

I don't think Oscar Pistorius has won himself any fans lately.

You could say he has got a little bit too big for his blades.

Oscar Pistorius has qualified for the semi-finals at the Olympics.

Oscar Pistorius has qualified for the semi-finals at the Olympics.

That'll put a spring in his step.

After watching Oscar Pistorius give his furious post-race...

After watching Oscar Pistorius give his furious post-race interview, my girlfriend turned to me and said, "I actually think he's got some valid points".

"Don't be so fucking stupid", I replied, "They're called blades".

So Oscar Pistorius has branded the Brazilian who beat him...

So Oscar Pistorius has branded the Brazilian who beat him to the gold medal a cheat, because he had 4 inch longer blades.

Isn't that just short man syndrome?

Oscar Pistorius wanted to get a new bathroom door but his...

Oscar Pistorius wanted to get a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead
against it.

Oscar Pistorius clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend...

Oscar Pistorius clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on
Valentine's Day he had to take her out.

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary...

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished
responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

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