Best jokes about meerkat

What Orchestra instruments do Meerkats play? Cymbals.

What Orchestra instruments do Meerkats play?

Cymbals.

Does anyone know which site I'm supposed to use to insure...

Does anyone know which site I'm supposed to use to insure my pet meerkat.

Every time I hear the name Abu Qatada I'm looking for a lion a warthog and a meerkat crossing a log