Best jokes about lance armstrong

Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong?

Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong?

At least Lance Armstrong can finish a race.

I reckon Lance Armstrong misread what he was taking.

I reckon Lance Armstrong misread what he was taking. he thought he was taking addabollock steroids

I took some drugs.

I took some drugs.

I went for a cycle....

Lance Armstrong deserves every medal he gets.

Nike have pulled out from backing Lance Armstrong, seems...

Nike have pulled out from backing Lance Armstrong,
seems fair as they don't want the kids making their shoes
in sweat shops for a penny an hour to feel they're associated
with a drugs cheat.