Best jokes about heart attack

I saw a disabled man collapse on the tv earlier after a...

I saw a disabled man collapse on the tv earlier after a heart attack during the 100 metres.
"What the fuck grandad, i was watching the paralympics you twat," I said.

Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing...

Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time. One asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Rodger died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead right there in the vegetable patch."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?" 
"Opened a can of peas instead."

One day Mr.

One day Mr. Jones was playing golf and died of an heart attack. Nobody wanted to tell Mrs. Jones. When Mrs. Jones got worried one of his friends told her that he lost 5,000 dollars playing poker. Mrs. Jones said he probably dropped dead. Funny you should mention that said his friend.

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications...

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a
cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and
fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he
had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial
memory.
I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and travelling at 180 mph.
Mayday, mayday!!"
The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately.
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we will guide you down after a few
questions. The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!!".
He began his series of questions.
Tower: "How do you know you are travelling at 18,000 feet??"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the dials in front of me".
Tower: "Okay, that is good, remain calm. How do you know you are
travelling at 180 mph??"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the dials in front of me".
Tower: Okay, that is good. How do you know you're flying upside down??"
Aircraft: "Because the shit in my pants is sliding out of my collar."