Best jokes about genius

We watch Wet and Wild volume 10 by Ben Dover and we're...

We watch "Wet and Wild volume 10" by Ben Dover and we're dirty perverts. You women read "50 Shades of Grey" by EL James and you're literary geniuses. What the hell happened?!

Patrick Moore was a genius astronomer, but even he couldn't work out what the three stars mean on Man City's shirt

Talent does what it can, genius what it must.

Talent does what it can, genius what it must.

I do what I get paid to do.

An aide to the prime minister of Canada called President...

"An aide to the prime minister of Canada called President Bush a moron. Well that's not fair. Here's a guy who never worked a day in his life, got rich off his Dad's money, lost the popular vote and ended up president. That's not a moron, that's genius!"
Jay Leno

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."