Walking down the street the other day I saw a young kid, must of been around 13 years old. He was wearing a rather sexist t-shirt stating "I love Pussy as much as fat girls love cake."
Now, I personally find this sort of stereotype offensive and in their defense, at least if you put cake in-front of a fat girl she knows what to do with it. (via Ed Byrne)
I saw this fat girl struggling to get a couple of large, and obviously heavy, boxes down some steps and into her car.
"You look like you need a big strong man to help you with those" I said to her.
"Oooh thank you" she said, fluttering her eyelashes.
"Well, maybe if you lost some weight, you'd get one, love" I replied, walking off.