Best jokes about bingo

I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day.

I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day."Apparently "A meal for two with a terrible view" isn't the best way to announce number 69!

How do you get three old ladies to say fuck?

How do you get three old ladies to say fuck? Have a fourth one say "Bingo!"

I don't know why muslims are so obsessed with Mecca, I...

I don't know why muslims are so obsessed with Mecca,

I fucking hate Bingo.

There was a young looking schoolgirl smoking on the wall...

There was a young looking schoolgirl smoking on the wall outside my house.

I approached her and said, "You're far too young to be smoking".

"I'm 18 actually." She sneered back.

'Bingo!' I thought, switching off the voice record on my phone.

How do you clear an Iraqi Bingo parlor? Yell “B52”

How do you clear an Iraqi Bingo parlor?
Yell “B52”

I went on the Jeremy Kyle show today.

I went on the Jeremy Kyle show today.

Jeremy said, "Your wife claims that you've got a gambling problem."

"Well, it's your show that has caused it," I replied. "I watch it every day."

"What?" he roared, "How can you justify that our show has turned you into a man that gambles his household income away online?"

"Foxy Bingo," I replied.

How do you make a bunch of little old ladies say fuck?

How do you make a bunch of little old ladies say "fuck"?

Shout "Bingo!"