Latest jokes about bikini

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: Every time they see a bikini they suck their belly in

On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an ...

On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an
inflatable sex doll?
Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

How do men exercise at the beach?

How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Just saw my wife's sister's bikini photos on Facebook, so...

Just saw my wife's sister's bikini photos on Facebook, so I decided to have a wank over them.

Might have been better if she was wearing them.

Attention all female Facebook users: Do not name an album Summer!

Attention all female Facebook users:

Do not name an album "Summer!" if there is no pictures of you in a bikini in it. You are wasting my time!

Taking Andy Carroll and Stewart Downing to Poland and...

Taking Andy Carroll and Stewart Downing to Poland and Ukraine,

It's like packing your bikini and sun tan lotion for a weekend break in Scotland.

How do men exercise on the beach?

How do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.