Best jokes about 2013

So then, I wonder how many babies will be born in September of 2013!

So then, I wonder how many babies will be born in September of 2013!

Robin Van Persie has been signed up to appear in the...

Robin Van Persie has been signed up to appear in the remake of a classic football film, along with Gael Clichy, Samir Nasri and Cesc Fabregas.

Escape to Victory will be hitting cinemas in July 2013

Mayan calendar expires on 21st December, Hollywood making...

Mayan calendar expires on 21st December, Hollywood making films about the end of the world, scientists watching out for signs of disaster, millions preparing for doomsday... all this can only mean one thing.

There's going to be a lot of babies born in September 2013.

2013 will be the 90th anniversary of the death of James...

2013 will be the 90th anniversary of the death of James Dewar, the inventor of the thermos flask.

He's rumoured to be still warm.

I'd just like to congratulate Celtic on winning the...

I'd just like to congratulate Celtic on winning the 2012/13, 2013/14 and the 2014/15 SPL seasons.

Well done lads, well done.

The village newsagent has been busy.

The village newsagent has been busy. There's a box on the counter that says "2013 Diaries"...

I counted them and there was only 17 left!

I saw an advert for a new science fiction program on tv today.

I saw an advert for a new science fiction program on tv today. It's about an asian who flies through time and space fighting villains, all the while struggling to live up to his fathers expectations. The pilot of Doctor Hu, in which he spends an hour trying to park his spaceship, premiers in January 2013.

Rangers FC 2013 Line up - Naismith, Naifuture, Naiclass,...

Rangers FC 2013 Line up - Naismith, Naifuture, Naiclass, Naimoney, Naistadium, Naihope, Naitrophies, Naiprospects, Naifans, Naimanager, Naiplayers.

I'm not looking forward to 2013 when I've got to hand over...

I'm not looking forward to 2013 when I've got to hand over all my personal belongings to Apple. You did read the 'terms and conditions' on iTunes, didn't you? (via Much better on South Park)

Had a beer last night and on the label it said Best Drunk...

Had a beer last night and on the label it said "Best Drunk Before January 31, 2013".

Finally someone recognised my fucking talent.